50 Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Laughing (and Losing)

Laugh Your Way Slim

Losing weight is no laughing matter, but a little humor can go a long way. These funny weight loss quotes will help you add a touch of entertainment to your journey and keep your spirits up when the going gets tough.

Quotes to Make You Smile

"I'm on a strict diet. I swear. I only eat things I can spell." - Paris Hilton

"I'm trying to lose weight, but I'm not having much luck. It's like I'm battling a 100-pound gorilla for control of my body, and the gorilla is winning." - Anonymous

"I've tried every diet under the sun, but nothing seems to work. I think I'm just too lazy to be thin." - Mindy Kaling

"I'm so overweight, even my shadow won't walk behind me." - Anonymous

Quotes to Motivate You

"The only way to lose weight is to eat less, move more, and close your mouth. Oh, and stop blaming your genetics." - Jillian Michaels

"If you think losing weight is hard, try being obese." - Anonymous

"A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips." - Unknown

"The best way to get rid of a double chin is to exercise your jaw by saying 'no' to food." - Anonymous

Quotes to Inspire You

"I've lost 100 pounds, but I can't seem to lose the last 5. It's like my body is holding on to them for dear life." - Anonymous

"I'm not a quitter. I'm a chronic starter." - Anonymous

"I'm not fat, I'm just cultivating mass for my future role as a sumo wrestler." - Anonymous

"I may not be able to lose weight, but I have a really good excuse. I have a slow metabolism. And I'm lazy." - Anonymous